Housecleaning
I don't do windows because ...
I love birds and
don't want one to run into a clean window
and get hurt.
I don't wax floors because ...
I am terrified a guest will slip and get hurt
then I'll feel terrible
( plus they may sue me).
I don't mind the dust bunnies because ...
they are very good company,
I have named most of them,
and they agree with everything I say.
I don't disturb cobwebs because
I want every creature to have a home of their own.
I don't Spring Clean because
I love all the seasons
and don't want the others to get jealous.
I don't pull weeds
in the garden because ..
I don't want to get
in God's way.
HE is an excellent designer!
I don't put things away because
my husband
will never be able to find them again.
I don't do gourmet meals when I entertain because
I don't want my guests to
stress out over what to make when
they invite me over for dinner.
I don't iron because
I choose to believe them
when they say "Permanent Press".
I don't stress much on anything because ...
"A Type" personalities die young and
I want to stick around
and become a wrinkled up crusty ol' woman!!!!
Maybe, I already am ????
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