You are a Lousy Cook If...........
You are a Lousy Cook if...
Your family automatically heads for the table every time
they hear a fire alarm.
Anyone has ever broken a tooth eating your homemade yogurt.
Your kids know what "peas porridge in a pot nine days old"
tastes like.
Your son goes outside to make mud pies, and the rest of the
family grabs forks and follows him.
Your kids' favorite drink is Alka-Seltzer.
You have to buy 25 pounds of dog food twice a week for your
toy poodle.
Your kids got even with the neighborhood bully by inviting
him over for dinner.
Your husband refers to the smoke detector as the oven timer.
No matter what you do to it, the gravy still turns bright purple.
~ Received from You Make Me Laugh ~
Your family automatically heads for the table every time
they hear a fire alarm.
Anyone has ever broken a tooth eating your homemade yogurt.
Your kids know what "peas porridge in a pot nine days old"
tastes like.
Your son goes outside to make mud pies, and the rest of the
family grabs forks and follows him.
Your kids' favorite drink is Alka-Seltzer.
You have to buy 25 pounds of dog food twice a week for your
toy poodle.
Your kids got even with the neighborhood bully by inviting
him over for dinner.
Your husband refers to the smoke detector as the oven timer.
No matter what you do to it, the gravy still turns bright purple.
~ Received from You Make Me Laugh ~
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