Noise Under the Floor
My bathroom is in the back of the house and it's hard to
hear when anyone is on the property.
One morning while getting ready for work, and thinking I was
the only one at home, I kept hearing something crawl around
under my bathroom floor. Thinking that somehow the
neighbor's cat had gotten under the house, I began stomping
the floor hard and shouting at the top of my lungs, "Get out
of there!" and "Stop that!" Finally, the moving stopped so I
finished what I was doing and left for work.
When I returned home that evening, I found a note that the
exterminators had been there for their annual inspection. I
turned to my husband and said, "Honey, do the exterminators
crawl around under the house?"
He said, "Sure, why?"
That's when I burst out laughing. It took me several minutes
to tell my husband what I had done. He cracked up at the
thought of me standing in the bathroom stomping and
shouting, and he said, "It's a good thing he didn't answer
you back or you would have keeled over dead!"
~ Received from Deb Jackson, Holland, MO. ~
hear when anyone is on the property.
One morning while getting ready for work, and thinking I was
the only one at home, I kept hearing something crawl around
under my bathroom floor. Thinking that somehow the
neighbor's cat had gotten under the house, I began stomping
the floor hard and shouting at the top of my lungs, "Get out
of there!" and "Stop that!" Finally, the moving stopped so I
finished what I was doing and left for work.
When I returned home that evening, I found a note that the
exterminators had been there for their annual inspection. I
turned to my husband and said, "Honey, do the exterminators
crawl around under the house?"
He said, "Sure, why?"
That's when I burst out laughing. It took me several minutes
to tell my husband what I had done. He cracked up at the
thought of me standing in the bathroom stomping and
shouting, and he said, "It's a good thing he didn't answer
you back or you would have keeled over dead!"
~ Received from Deb Jackson, Holland, MO. ~
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