From TexasCook.com
From TexasCook.com......thanks, Eddie
A college kid goes to library and checks out a book called, "How to Hug"? He got back to the dorm and found out it was volume seven of the encyclopedia.
A college kid goes to library and checks out a book called, "How to Hug"? He got back to the dorm and found out it was volume seven of the encyclopedia.
A person who is nice to you, but rude to the waiter, is not a nice person.
What this country needs are more unemployed politicians.
A businessman had a tiring day on the road. He checked into a hotel and, because he was concerned that the dining room might close soon, left his luggage at the front desk and went immediately to eat.
After a leisurely dinner, he reclaimed his luggage and realized that he had forgotten his room number. He went back
to the desk and told the clerk on duty, "My name is Henry Davis, could you please tell me what room I am in?"
"Certainly, sir" said the clerk. "You're in the lobby."
Jill, in the personnel office received an email requesting a listing of the department staff broken down by age.
She sent this reply...
"Attached is a list of our staff. We currently have no one broken down by age. However, we do have a few alcoholics."
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