Cannibals
Three men were canoeing down the Amazon River when they were
captured by cannibals. They were told they would each get
one last wish before they were skinned and made into boats.
The first man wished for a last meal. He was given a
sumptious meal, which was specially prepared with all the
best ingredients.
The second man wished to be married to the most beautiful
woman in the tribe. His wish was granted for his last
remaining day.
The third man wished simply for a fork. The confused village
elders gave him a fork, then watched in horror as he poked
himself full of holes and said, "Ain't nobody making a boat
out of me!"
~ Received from Donna ~
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