Embarrassing Medical Exams
Embarrassing Medical Exams
A man comes into the ER and yells . . .'My wife's going to have her baby in the cab' I grabbed my stuff, rushed out to the cab, lifted the lady's dress and began to take off her underwear. Suddenly I noticed that there were several cabs - - - and I was in the wrong one.
~ Submitted by Dr. Mark MacDonald, San Francisco
During a patient's two week follow-up appointment, he told me that he was having trouble with one of his medications.
'Which one ?'. . . I asked.
'The patch; the Nurse told me to put on a new one every six hours and now I'm running out of places to put it !'
I had him quickly undress and discovered what I hoped I wouldn't see. Yes, the man had over fifty patches on his body! Now, the instructions include removal of the old patch before applying a new one.
~ Submitted By Dr. Rebecca St. Clair, Norfolk, VA
A man comes into the ER and yells . . .'My wife's going to have her baby in the cab' I grabbed my stuff, rushed out to the cab, lifted the lady's dress and began to take off her underwear. Suddenly I noticed that there were several cabs - - - and I was in the wrong one.
~ Submitted by Dr. Mark MacDonald, San Francisco
During a patient's two week follow-up appointment, he told me that he was having trouble with one of his medications.
'Which one ?'. . . I asked.
'The patch; the Nurse told me to put on a new one every six hours and now I'm running out of places to put it !'
I had him quickly undress and discovered what I hoped I wouldn't see. Yes, the man had over fifty patches on his body! Now, the instructions include removal of the old patch before applying a new one.
~ Submitted By Dr. Rebecca St. Clair, Norfolk, VA
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