JUST 'STUFF'
1. Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day; teach that person to
use the Internet and they won't bother you for weeks.
2. Some people are like Slinkies . . . not really good for anything, but you
still can't help but smile when you see one tumble down the stairs.
3. I read recipes the same way I read science fiction. I get to the end and
I think, "Well, that's not going to happen."
4. Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of
nothing.
5. The other night I ate at a real family restaurant. Every table had an
argument going.
6. Have you noticed since everyone has a camcorder these days no one talks
about seeing UFOs like they used to.
7. Whenever I feel blue, I start breathing again.
8. All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to
criticism.
9. In the 60's people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world is
weird and people take Prozac to make it normal.
10. How is it one careless match can start a forest fire, but it takes a
whole box to start a campfire?
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use the Internet and they won't bother you for weeks.
2. Some people are like Slinkies . . . not really good for anything, but you
still can't help but smile when you see one tumble down the stairs.
3. I read recipes the same way I read science fiction. I get to the end and
I think, "Well, that's not going to happen."
4. Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of
nothing.
5. The other night I ate at a real family restaurant. Every table had an
argument going.
6. Have you noticed since everyone has a camcorder these days no one talks
about seeing UFOs like they used to.
7. Whenever I feel blue, I start breathing again.
8. All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to
criticism.
9. In the 60's people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world is
weird and people take Prozac to make it normal.
10. How is it one careless match can start a forest fire, but it takes a
whole box to start a campfire?
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