Nine Habits Other People Have
1. When someone points at his wrist while asking for the
time. I know where my watch is, pal; where is yours?
2. Someone who is willing to get off the couch to search the
entire room for the TV remote because he refuses to walk to
the TV and change the channel manually.
3. When people say, "Oh, you just want to have your cake and
eat it too." Of course I do! What good is cake if you can't
eat it?
4. When people say, "It's always the last place you look."
Of course it is. Why in the world would you keep looking
after you've found it? Do people do this? Who and where are
they?
5. When people say while watching a movie at the theater,
"Did you see that?" No, loser, I paid $12 to come to the
cinema and stare at the floor.
6. People who ask, "Can I ask you a question?" Didn't really
give me a choice there, did ya, sunshine?
7. When something is "new and improved." Which is it? If
it's new, then there has never been anything before it. If
it's an improvement, then there must have been something
before it, so it couldn't be new.
8.When people say, "Life is short." What are they talking
about?? Life is the longest thing anyone ever does and still
remembers! What can you do on earth that's longer?
9. When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks, "Has
the bus come yet?" If the bus came, would I be standing
here?
~ Received from Emily G.
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