Indian Wanting Coffee

Posted by Maggie at 9/22/2010 1:06 PM
Categories: jokes


An Indian walks into a cafe with a shotgun 
In one hand pulling a male buffalo with the other.  He says to the waiter: 


"Want coffee." 

The waiter says, "Sure, Chief. Coming right up." 

He gets the Indian a tall mug of coffee..... 

The Indian drinks the coffee down in one gulp, turns and blasts the buffalo with the shotgun, causing parts of the animal to splatter everywhere and then just walks out. 

The next morning the Indian returns. He has his shotgun in one hand, pulling another male buffalo with the other. He walks up to the counter and says to the waiter: 


"Want coffee." 

The waiter says, "Whoa, Tonto! We're still cleaning up your mess from yesterday. 

What was all that about, anyway?" 

The Indian smiles and proudly says, 


"Training for position in United States Congress: 

Come in, drink coffee, shoot the bull, leave

mess for others to clean up, Disappear for rest

of day."

 

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  • 10/29/2010 6:34 AM wrote:
    My regards to the authour for the article.
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    How do I subscribe to your blog? I do not see RSS
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    1. 4/2/2011 2:08 PM Maggie wrote:
      I'm sorry that you cannot 'subscribe' to my website.  Just put it on 'My Favorites', because that way, you'll be able to just click on it to read.  Since my website is a 'reading only', and unlike
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  • 6/6/2011 2:15 AM livetrinua wrote:
    Great insight, great article, and thanks for sharing it.
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    1. 6/6/2011 10:53 AM Maggie wrote:
      I have no idea why you consider this JOKE, my 'insight', but I appreciate
      your reading my Site.

      I'm an old Grandma of six, and the word 'blog' is somewhat foreign to me.
      I even still refer to       www.takecaregodbless.com as my 'website', and its
      different 'pages'.               I do not 'send out' or 'blog' anything at all, with the
      exception of what I call my 'dailies'      ,       which are sometimes 'my thoughts'
      (is that considered a 'blog'?), and Christian 'devotionals' via email      .                     Is this
      about which you are asking?  If so, here is what you need to do:

      Email me at       maggie@takecaregodbless.com and give me you CORRECT
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